Joining the ranks of the douche crew are Paul Bostaph and Eric Peterson, the drummer and guitarist (respectively) of Testament. Sorry, but I don't have any witty or crazy banter between yours truly and these guys, but first-hand experience of meeting them. Speaking hands, shaking hands with Bostaph is like watching zombies fuck - limp and lifeless as my grandfather's corpse (Rest in peace, Papa!). Bostaph is a dull, introverted douche and a humorless prick who can't take a joke - I made a crack about how Jeff and Kerry treated him like a hired hand - and his hands were chalky from that shit that he applies so his sticks don't go flying everywhere. And his wife is a shrew cunt! "Sorry, guys but we gotta go! We gotta plane to catch!" In a very cunty tone of voice.
And Eric Peterson is a whiny bitch! If you've read the last issue of Revolver magazine, he bitches about not making enough the way Chuck Billy does. Hey, asshole, he has a day-job! Maybe if you quit that gay-ass DragonLord bullshit and do something worthwhile, maybe you'd be making some dough instead of relying on these dudes to bail your broke-ass out.
Fuck off, the both of you!
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