Thursday, May 21, 2009

Me vs. John Kempainen

It's been awhile since there's been a feud between me and somewhere within the metal community. Oddly enough, I didn't have to say a thing that was offensive or even rude - the jackass just jumped to some conclusion and started to verbally attack me. The asswipe in question is former guitarist for Black Dahlia Murder John Kempainen. Not one to lie down and take it, I hit the fuckface back with some pretty demeaning comments which he deserved. I take no pleasure in bringing people down.... unless, of course, you deserve it.

You be the judge!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..m/etalBro4Life
Date: Jan 17, 2009 10:46 PM

Hey kid, I just read in Revolver that you quit BDM? How sad! What happened? I thought things were going well between all of you and you leave on the eve of the December tour? What will you do now?

Your MetalBro4Life,

Kris

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: John
Date: Jan 25, 2009 10:42 AM


You are a huge faggot, why do you bother me. im not even in the band anymore, go hump someone else's leg.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..m/etalBro4Life
Date: Jan 25, 2009 11:29 AM


Actually, I'm not, you fat, ugly, Porky Pig-looking douchebag. I actually feel sorry for you. I mean, what will you do now? You're a loser with no band now. You'll never make it. You had your chance and blew it.

Fuck off and die, pig.

Kris

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: John
Date: Jan 26, 2009 2:38 PM


porky pig is more then you will ever be

so oink oink motherfucker

i dont need sympathy, im fucking happy in life.

also, fuck you.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..m/etalBro4Life
Date: Jan 26, 2009 4:14 PM

I don't know why you're being hostile, kid. I was just showing some concern and then you turn into a douchebag. It's okay, this is proof that you're just like every loser that tries his hand in metal and fails. I'm sure the BDM fans won't appreciate reading your homophobic hatred. Douche!


Kris

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