Thursday, May 21, 2009

Me and John Kempainen - FRIENDS!

Turns out it was all a big misunderstanding. Without going into much detail, the kid just wasn't happy with his situation and felt I was trying to exploit him, which I wasn't, of course. In either case, it was a misunderstanding and we're cool now, even becoming "friends" here on MySpace.

I just wanted to say, however, that Black Dahlia Murder and especially the other douchebags in the band, that your time is running out. You may think you have the metal world fooled with your shitty-ass, vomit-inducing deathcore music, but we all know it's a fad.... a trend that will surely die soon, and those of you in BDM (Trevor Strnads, Brian Fishface, Brat Williams, and unfortunately for Mr. Knight) will surely die as well, just like Glam did in the 80s and Nu-Metal in the 90s. Metal Blade will drop you and you all will fade away into nothingness - barely remembered and never missed.

FUCK YOU AND DIE, BLACK DAHLIA MURDER!

Sincerely,

Your MetalBro4Life

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