Me vs. Jeff Becerra

This old news but I'm bored and thought I'd share some more MySpace battles between me and my metal "heroes" who seem to have nothing better to do, like writing original music or touring, than hang around on the site. My next target was singer Jeff Becerra of death metal pioneers "Possessed." And while he and I have since made up, I thought I'd share with you, my adoring public and readers, what went down between me and one of the forefathers of death metal.

(NOTE: I imagine he was drunk when he wrote his messages, which would probably explain his constant grammatical and spelling errors. Not exactly the brightest fellow, but still a cool guy.)

Enjoy!



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: MetalBro4Life
Date: Jun 23, 2008 1:37 PM

Hey Jeff, thanks for coming to Europa last night and sorry about drinking your beer, I thought you were giving it to me for being the coolest fucker in the goddamn audience. I didn't know you'd be upset or pull an Axl Rose routine with me when I asked for a pic with you since you were cool enough to take one with me at BB King last year.

I mean, you gave me hugs, your beer, the mic to sing, and all that shit and then you give me the cold shoulder at the end. I know I'm not part of the NYDM, but I'm just as loyal to the music of Possessed as anyone of those guys. I was going to get you a beer on me, but the bitch at the bar closed up. What can I tell you? Next time I'll know not to drink your beer when you offer or hang around at the end. Sorry for being a fan of yours, and handing you your Pap's Blue Ribbon.

You probably don't even give a fuck. Well, I'll still come out to the next Possessed show and hopefully you won't be such a dick offstage and still be the cool motherfucker you were onstage. Later!

Your metalbro4life,

Kris



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: POSSESSED/JEFF BECERRA NYDM CALIFORNIA PRESIDENT
Date: Jun 24, 2008 2:04 AM


Your totally wrong, i was totally cool to you.

if your not cool with me then fuck you!


much low,
j




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: MetalBro4Life
Date: Jun 24, 2008 3:38 AM


Okay, just making sure. We're still cool. See you again soon.

K.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: POSSESSED/JEFF BECERRA NYDM CALIFORNIA PRESIDENT
Date: Jun 24, 2008 7:40 AM



ok, weird fuker...love you wo much!



j





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: MetalBro4Life
Date: Jun 24, 2008 5:49 PM


Love you too, Jeff. You are the master of death metal, maybe even all metal. Get home safe!

Your metalbro4life,

Kris




Last message from Jeff Becerra:

IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU. HOPE TO HANG OUT SOON BRO.

JEFF