Saturday, July 2, 2011

Where have I been?

Because I know everyone is dying to know what I've been up to, as I've been away from the "metal scene" for a while, Yours Truly and MetalBro4Life has been working hard getting his act together.... actually, more like his ACTING career together!

I've been forgoing and skipping several metal shows for several reasons: 1) The shows have been quite lame and spread out way too far from each other; 2) The bands nowadays suck ass, plus I was bored and tired of spending money on shitty shows; 3) Getting my career going -- oh yes, I belong to AFTRA now! Don't know what that is..... look it up; 4) Bad economy; 5) I needed to reevaluate myself and get away from the scene -- dare I say, grow up? In any case, I still love heavy metal music, but there are much better things out there for an ambitious, talented, young stud like myself to discover and conquer. And so far, I'm succeeding!

Don't worry, metal chumps, I will make my return to the scene shortly, and we can have plenty of time to catch up. I'm so looking forward to getting into it with the fans and bands again. After all, that -- along with acting -- is what I do best! +{:]:-)

TO MY FELLOW METALHEADS EVERYWHERE!!!

I recently came across a post that had my Metalliblog come under fire for denigrating and defaming the beloved members of the heavy metal community. Naturally, I was overwhelmed and pleased by the massive amount of people who responded -- obviously, I hit a nerve.

Surprisingly, some even defended my right to judge and critique how metal band members treat their fans on a 1-to-10 scale and write a caption that either supported or slagged them. The only thing I can say is a big THANK YOU to everyone who took the time to read and comment on my posts, though I think the feeble attacks about my looks and mental stability was rather boring, weak and lame.... oh, yes, and ultimately futile!

Still, I have to give myself a pat on the back for eliciting such a tremendous reaction from such a sad, pathetic bunch of ugly, uneducated, hygienically-challenge group of social twerps and losers and they have the nerve to say that I am the problem. Truth is, it will NEVER stop, and so long as I have breath in my body, and there are decent enough metal shows in town, I will be there to critique, badger, and piss-off every metalhead douchebag that goes to an NY show! 'Til then, suck my chocolate salty balls and gag on the stench!

Peace and love! +{:]:-)