WANTED: Dave Brockie - Pedophile!

Beware! This man who calls himself Dave Brockie has been known to kidnap children and repeatedly sodomize them and steal their candy. This ugly, horrible-looking, vomit-inducing pervert is sick and is known to go by the name of "Oderus" with a bunch of space douchebags who call themselves GWAR and should be shot onsight!